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Also, don't gush around me nor attempt to read me an entry from your journal.
Do not touch my daughter, or I'll tear your hands off and you'll have to "whip the bishop" with a stub.
If I have to talk to you, you had better know as much about as many things as possible.
If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.